1. I’m not sad. I’m almost happy.

     

  2. or believing.

     

  3. asofteravenger:

    10 billion dollars in damages? Is your face the RIAA?!?

     

  4. mr state trooper. please don’t stop me. please don’t stop me.

    Requested by novawinter

     

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  6. and I only feel good when I got no pain and that’s how I’m gonna stay    

    requested by: katerafterdark

     

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  9. Now quick! Cut the red wire!

     

  10. don’t be so foolish

     

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  13. I only miss 92% of the shots I don’t take. No big deal.

     

  14. awesomeflotsam:

    asofteravenger:

    maybe tomorrow I’ll want to settle down


     
    #I AM SO FUCKING READY FOR THE IM3 THOR 2 GIFSETS

    …I just need you to stop talking. Or posting. Or something, because every time you do I get ideas (not like that) (maybe). And you know what I want now? An AU spin on IM3 where Tony retires Iron Man. Doesn’t rebuild the house, chucks the arc reactor, and drives off into the sunset…

    …to go pick up Loki, who, having successfully faked his own death, has taken on a new guise and is ready to go live out the rest of Tony’s days, at least, anonymously. No corporate bullshit with the company, no baddies hunting Tony down, no “mad scramble for power” for Loki, just them. 

    And after about six months, they realize they have to go back to their old lives or change something because they’re about to fucking kill each other out of boredom and frustration and who’s dumb idea was this anyway like Stark I’ve told you at least seven-hundred times that your filthy laundry goes in the hamper do you even know how to function like a normal civilized being that’s it I’m calling your assistant you clearly aren’t enough of an adult to fend for yourself in the wild and I am OUT.

     

  15. fuck yes